(June 28, 2016 at 12:25 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:(June 28, 2016 at 12:21 am)Rhythm Wrote: LOL, Reminds me of tech support over AIM. Young loooove, first looove......
Is it plugged it?
Can you reboot it?
Are you SURE it's plugged in?
^^^ actual questions I was asked when attempting to order a plastic part ^^^
-those three steps resolve 90% of tech support calls. It's infuriating to be on the other end of them, though, lol.
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