Curious to know

[Little Rik]

No sorry, it's top secret.

What about if I give you a truckload full of gold for telling me your important secret?  

You see Roberto you would get 2 birds with one stone by telling me your secret.
First you would get the gold.  
Second you would avoid to be called a wanker for pretending to know what you haven't got a clue about it.
Of course I am adamant that you know.
It is just for those imbeciles that think that you are a fake.  
Please Roberto do it and tell us.  
The gold is ready for delivering to you.