I want to have someone rush into the church wearing the clothes I died in, brandishing a sonic screwdriver and going "ok guys, this is where it gets complicated..."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'