I'm sitting here in the company of equal parts vodka, vermouth and bacardi, with absinthe on standby. I'm entertained by the sound of my own voice, when I can be bothered. Who wants to join me? I promise I won't come on to you.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
