My mum survived a sub-arachnoid brain haemorrhage and is still with us precisely because of modern medicine. The OP can stick his conspiracies up his arse where he keeps his heart.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
