UK to leave EU

[Pat Mustard]

If Brexit gets cancelled I'll piss myself laughing and celebrate massively.

What's more likely is that Brexit will take years, with all the politicians dragging their feet, not willing to eat the heap of sh*t, that the next few years after triggering Article 50 will be. I think legal distractions will just make it longer and play right into the hands of the current government, who may be hoping, that other countries will decide to also leave EU in the meantime, making negotiations potentially easier. However a prolonged state of financial and legal uncertainty is no good for anyone.

The longer the UK waits the harder the EU will hit them. All that fuckacting will piss off the EU side massively.

Oh and a long wait will probably cool down sentiments for leave elsewhere, as people will rightfully interpret it as a "oh fuck, what have we done?" reaction.