Something I never understood in relation to straight men

[Iroscato]

It gets harder to tell every day for me.
I've... seen things you wouldn't believe. Creationists on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched flat-earthers deny the existence of the Tannhäuser Gate. And all that...bullshit will be lost in time like...tears...in rain.

Whisper these sweet nothings into my ear over the sink, dear heart.

Once I recharge from the sun sapping my dark energies, I'll be right there to bend you over it, darling