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Other Forums you frequent?
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RE: Other Forums you frequent?
(July 22, 2016 at 5:57 am)ignoramus Wrote: A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Guinness?"
The shop assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something, If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

The shop assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Guinness, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in a hardware store'."

As a technical Irishman, I approve of this message. 

Evidently when you mix Cuban and Irish blood you get a Seth Rogen doppelganger. 



I used to frequent a Final Fantasy/gaming forum but I've since stopped going since most of the members I liked moved on. At least I have them on FB.
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(September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I make change in the coin tendered. If you want courteous treatment, behave courteously. Preaching at me and calling me immoral is not courteous behavior.
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Other Forums you frequent? - by ignoramus - July 22, 2016 at 5:10 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by account_inactive - July 22, 2016 at 5:16 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by ignoramus - July 22, 2016 at 5:17 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by account_inactive - July 22, 2016 at 5:25 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by ignoramus - July 22, 2016 at 5:28 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by account_inactive - July 22, 2016 at 5:33 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by ignoramus - July 22, 2016 at 5:34 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by account_inactive - July 22, 2016 at 5:43 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by Alex K - July 22, 2016 at 5:36 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by ignoramus - July 22, 2016 at 5:39 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by Alex K - July 22, 2016 at 5:45 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by Thumpalumpacus - July 23, 2016 at 3:53 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by account_inactive - July 22, 2016 at 5:54 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by Whateverist - July 22, 2016 at 10:43 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by I_am_not_mafia - July 22, 2016 at 10:51 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by account_inactive - July 22, 2016 at 12:42 pm
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by Gawdzilla - July 22, 2016 at 12:47 pm
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by Fidel_Castronaut - July 22, 2016 at 5:55 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by Joods - July 22, 2016 at 5:57 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by I_am_not_mafia - July 22, 2016 at 6:58 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by Whateverist - July 22, 2016 at 10:47 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by vorlon13 - July 22, 2016 at 2:03 pm
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by I_am_not_mafia - July 22, 2016 at 4:26 pm
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by ignoramus - July 22, 2016 at 5:57 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by Bob Kelso - July 22, 2016 at 6:26 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by account_inactive - July 22, 2016 at 6:02 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by Imaginaryfriendless - July 22, 2016 at 6:06 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by Little lunch - July 22, 2016 at 6:31 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by brewer - July 22, 2016 at 7:32 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by ignoramus - July 22, 2016 at 7:34 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by brewer - July 22, 2016 at 7:48 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by ignoramus - July 22, 2016 at 7:53 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by brewer - July 22, 2016 at 9:11 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by c172 - July 22, 2016 at 8:36 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by c172 - July 22, 2016 at 11:47 pm
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by c172 - July 22, 2016 at 11:47 pm
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by ignoramus - July 22, 2016 at 9:17 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by vorlon13 - July 22, 2016 at 9:39 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by Whateverist - July 22, 2016 at 10:52 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by Gawdzilla - July 22, 2016 at 10:56 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by account_inactive - July 22, 2016 at 1:18 pm
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by CapnAwesome - July 22, 2016 at 11:37 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by Minimalist - July 22, 2016 at 11:54 am
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by Mister Agenda - July 22, 2016 at 12:36 pm
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by KevinM1 - July 22, 2016 at 1:04 pm
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by c172 - July 22, 2016 at 1:14 pm
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by deleteduser12345 - July 22, 2016 at 2:23 pm
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by account_inactive - July 22, 2016 at 2:24 pm
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by energizer bunny - July 22, 2016 at 4:17 pm
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by Excited Penguin - July 22, 2016 at 4:28 pm
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by pablo628 - July 22, 2016 at 4:30 pm
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by Exfundy - July 22, 2016 at 10:00 pm
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by ignoramus - July 22, 2016 at 10:39 pm
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by Seraphina - July 22, 2016 at 11:40 pm
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by ignoramus - July 22, 2016 at 11:59 pm
RE: Other Forums you frequent? - by Seraphina - July 23, 2016 at 12:07 am

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