When Morons Find Each Other

[Minimalist]

Okay, so the gate attendant was an asshole but who names their fucking kid "Abcde?"

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/11/southwe...ial-media/

A Southwest Airlines gate agent shared a photo on social media mocking a 5-year-old girl’s unusual name.
Traci Redford and her daughter, who’s named Abcde, were flying home to El Paso, Texas, from John Wayne Airport in Orange County, California, when airline employees began whispering and laughing, reported KABC-TV.
“The gate agent started laughing, pointing at me and my daughter, talking to other employees,” Redford said. “So I turned around and said, ‘Hey if I can hear you, my daughter can hear you, so I’d appreciate if you’d just stop.'”
Abcde — pronounced “Ab-city” — has epilepsy, so she and her family always pre-board fights.

Epilepsy is not going to be this kid's biggest problem going through life.  Parental stupidity is.

[no one]

I saw a story on a woman named Le-A. Guess how it's pronounced.

[tackattack]

I saw this story too.. license to procreate

[Cod]

Okay, so the gate attendant was an asshole but who names their fucking kid "Abcde?"

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/11/southwe...ial-media/

A Southwest Airlines gate agent shared a photo on social media mocking a 5-year-old girl’s unusual name.
Traci Redford and her daughter, who’s named Abcde, were flying home to El Paso, Texas, from John Wayne Airport in Orange County, California, when airline employees began whispering and laughing, reported KABC-TV.
“The gate agent started laughing, pointing at me and my daughter, talking to other employees,” Redford said. “So I turned around and said, ‘Hey if I can hear you, my daughter can hear you, so I’d appreciate if you’d just stop.'”
Abcde — pronounced “Ab-city” — has epilepsy, so she and her family always pre-board fights.

Epilepsy is not going to be this kid's biggest problem going through life.  Parental stupidity is.

I'm wondering if she'll ever get letters after her name.

[onlinebiker]

Sometimes patricide is justifiable.


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[I_am_not_mafia]

Talking of stupid names.

The John Wayne airport ...?!

[Minimalist]

I saw this story too.. license to procreate

I know.  There should be like a quiz or something or maybe even a road test or Learner's Permit.

But it did remind me of another favorite joke.

A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.

Doctor: Don't worry. You had twins, a boy and a girl and your brother named them for you.

Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name my daughter?

Doctor: Denise

Woman: That's not too bad. What about the boy?

Doctor: Denephew

[downbeatplumb]

Talking of stupid names.

The John Wayne airport ...?!

"Get on your plane and drink your milk"