It's the same old story; invent a problem, sell the cure. "I used to be a seven stone weakling and had sand kicked in my face, until my life changed literally overnight when I discovered the Chuck Titan secret to bulking up muscle. Now I am going to teach you the secret for only 299.99 per month..."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'