-Making People Laugh
-Twirling wine around for longer than I have to
-Watching Feminists Owned Compilations
-Stoned Sex
-Owning PC Neo-Liberals that watch TYT
-Redlining a car on a deserted country road
-Daydreaming
-Pointing out racism is not just a "white thing"
-Vigorous Debate
-Backflips or double backflips on trampolines
-Tasting my own blood if I ever get cut
-Gazing at the Cosmos
-Food that's so spicy it's painful to put in my mouth
-Twirling wine around for longer than I have to
-Watching Feminists Owned Compilations
-Stoned Sex
-Owning PC Neo-Liberals that watch TYT
-Redlining a car on a deserted country road
-Daydreaming
-Pointing out racism is not just a "white thing"
-Vigorous Debate
-Backflips or double backflips on trampolines
-Tasting my own blood if I ever get cut
-Gazing at the Cosmos
-Food that's so spicy it's painful to put in my mouth
If the hypothetical idea of an afterlife means more to you than the objectively true reality we all share, then you deserve no respect.