What would evidence of a God even look like?

[Jesster]

Only if it doesn't look like this:

What are you talking about, that looks delicious!  

And for good example, would you mind briefly describing the Big Bang theory in a non-salad form? *popcorn*

Nope. I'm not making an assertion here. I'm not spending time explaining something if it's not my job to do so. So far though, most of what you've said is still nothing but abstraction. Bring it to the real world.