Fighting for god(s)

[KevinM1]

I hate to poop on your 'victory' over your teacher Mr. Vader, but the answer to your question is 'childishly' simple.

Let me answer by asking you a question..

If you were adopted... How do you know your adopted parents are the "right ones?" How do you know they are your parents?

Does your selection of the "right parent" even have anything to do with this equation?

-Or-

Is it more about your parents selection of you...

The same is true here. We do not select God, God selects us.

well, in your hypothetical scenario, we could start simply by having actual proof of existence of said parents, then we could move on to further analysis and even DNA tests if required. Your god fails at the very first step though...

Some foster parents are also terrible assholes, and thus not the 'right one(s)' due to their behavior....