RE: I Want to Major in Biology
August 19, 2016 at 6:25 pm
(This post was last modified: August 19, 2016 at 6:27 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
We probably deserved that. Dude, when I need medicine I totally want to see a pharmacist...they're my favorite people when I'm sick...if I could just skip the doctor and go -buy- antibiotics I would ( I have a buddy who's a vet that I totally use for this service, lol). No disrespect...but -I- wouldn't want to be one. I like making shit that moves shit and makes shit.
All that counting.....it makes my manly bits retreat up into my torso.
All that counting.....it makes my manly bits retreat up into my torso.
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