Angry and disappointed that you have only Trump and Clinton from which to choose? Don't want to have to 'hold your nose' while you vote for one or the other? Don't despair - vote Cooper!
Yes, that's right, Alice Cooper is running for president (again). Consider:
Running mate: Tom Hanks (who doesn't know he's running).
Campaign slogan: 'I can do nothing as well as they can do nothing.'
Platform: 'I have absolutely no idea what to do.'
There it is my trans-Pacific friends. Take a stand and bring honesty back to US politics. You could (and probably will) do one helluva lot worse.
Boru
Yes, that's right, Alice Cooper is running for president (again). Consider:
Running mate: Tom Hanks (who doesn't know he's running).
Campaign slogan: 'I can do nothing as well as they can do nothing.'
Platform: 'I have absolutely no idea what to do.'
There it is my trans-Pacific friends. Take a stand and bring honesty back to US politics. You could (and probably will) do one helluva lot worse.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
