This would be impressive :
An archeological dig in the Holy Land. An iron aged room is uncovered. Strange drawings on the walls that resemble Groucho Marx caricatures. Digging further a sealed box is found. The box is inscribed with the very date the scientists find it. Gregorian Calendar. Let us say today , August 20th 2016. Impressive! The box is opened and inside is a Blue Ray DVD. Astounding. The researchers rush to play the disc.
The scene unfolds : A crowd is preparing to stone an adulteress to death. A man resembling the mythical Jesus is making drawings in the sand with a stick. Suddenly a helicopter descends and lands near the crowd. That's right a helicopter. Groucho Marx is the pilot and he leaps out of the chopper. The adulteress throws off her veil and robe and is wearing a bikini. She is holding a poster that says -"Say "The Word" and You Win the Bird!". Groucho and the woman give the cowering , groveling crowd the middle finger and fly off in the helicopter. The DVD ends with the date August 27th , 2016 12pm GMT and the words "See Ya then!".
August 27th, 2016 . The world is waiting with fear and wonder. 12pm GMT. Celestial Trumpets blast , the sky actually tears and reveals a view of another dimension. Groucho and the bikini clad adulteress descend waving happily at the crowds. Jesus riding on the back of a T-Rex comes next. Then a Zeus like patriarch wearing a sequined top hat holding a cane appears in the sky, does a little soft shoe and says "Ta Daaa !".
An archeological dig in the Holy Land. An iron aged room is uncovered. Strange drawings on the walls that resemble Groucho Marx caricatures. Digging further a sealed box is found. The box is inscribed with the very date the scientists find it. Gregorian Calendar. Let us say today , August 20th 2016. Impressive! The box is opened and inside is a Blue Ray DVD. Astounding. The researchers rush to play the disc.
The scene unfolds : A crowd is preparing to stone an adulteress to death. A man resembling the mythical Jesus is making drawings in the sand with a stick. Suddenly a helicopter descends and lands near the crowd. That's right a helicopter. Groucho Marx is the pilot and he leaps out of the chopper. The adulteress throws off her veil and robe and is wearing a bikini. She is holding a poster that says -"Say "The Word" and You Win the Bird!". Groucho and the woman give the cowering , groveling crowd the middle finger and fly off in the helicopter. The DVD ends with the date August 27th , 2016 12pm GMT and the words "See Ya then!".
August 27th, 2016 . The world is waiting with fear and wonder. 12pm GMT. Celestial Trumpets blast , the sky actually tears and reveals a view of another dimension. Groucho and the bikini clad adulteress descend waving happily at the crowds. Jesus riding on the back of a T-Rex comes next. Then a Zeus like patriarch wearing a sequined top hat holding a cane appears in the sky, does a little soft shoe and says "Ta Daaa !".
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
