If free will was not real

[Gemini]

Ah, the lazy/silly hermeneutic for interpreting the Critique of Pure Reason. You've got to help me now. My Kant needs help. So much help!

The bolded word is a new word for me. That feels good in my balls.

I'm struggling with his transcendental idealism. Maybe you could use your hermaneutic in my Kant...use it slowly and skillfully, until the meaning explodes out of the text.

but how? I haven't read it?

Maybe if you read Kant while I say irrelevant stuff that hits you right in the redacted it would make you relax enough to comprehend everything Kantian with sublimely intuitive ease?'

I will either end up very popular with Kant scholars or working for an escort service. Wait, what is your plan, Mr. Turtle? Do you own an escort service? Are you a Kant pimp?

I turtley love making you limp from my exertions slow and deep in the phenomenology of your pretentiously frisky quivering redacted.

I see the thrust of your agruments. Your penetrating insights, slow though they may be at first, are deep. So, so deep. I'm going to have to pick my pretentiously friskly quivering redacted back up off the floor again