Narcissistic Mami- post here and you tell me what you think about me

[Pat Mustard]

You're extraordinarily beautiful, look a good bit younger than what I think you actually are, and are very nice altogether to boot. And from your postings here I'd be very surprised if you didn't have an abundance of brains (sweet, juicy, braaaaiiiiiinnnnnnssssss *slobber*).

I read this like, who be that? But then realized you're Constable!!!! Now I'm feeling cuddly. Why you change your name? Bad Dorfl. Bad. And thank you. I'm 31. How old did you think I am?

From your profile pics and other stuff I've seen of you, I'd have said early 20's.

As regards the name change, creating hybrids of unicorns and other animals seems to be in style around here, and my nickname through school was the Taz, so it's appropriate two ways.