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Awkward Moments anyone?
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RE: Awkward Moments anyone?
I've told this story on the boards before......but:

When I first moved to KY I spent alot of time in the Lex Public Library.  Homeless people used it to keep warm.  I was totally -not- minding my own business, peering over a homeless mans shoulder at one of the nternet kiosks...and I saw him on the shamepages, jotting down a phone number that corresponded to an image on the screen of a slightly pudgy, middle aged women in a red teddy who was just looking for love.  Really bad quality photo...where the edges are fuzzy and everything has a slight red glow (I can only assume...from the satin on the teddy).  He pocketed the dewey decimal slip with her number on it and walked off.

I knew, then and there, that he would go down to the shelter, take a shower, grab some threads from the goodwill..... walk to the nearest payphone, and give her a call.

I felt like an intruder on something I had never considered...but must be happening all around me.
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Awkward Moments anyone? - by CloverGrace - August 20, 2016 at 9:23 pm
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by J a c k - August 20, 2016 at 9:26 pm
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by CloverGrace - August 20, 2016 at 9:27 pm
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by J a c k - August 20, 2016 at 9:49 pm
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by Faith No More - August 20, 2016 at 9:58 pm
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by Excited Penguin - August 20, 2016 at 10:37 pm
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by J a c k - August 20, 2016 at 10:46 pm
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by Whateverist - August 21, 2016 at 8:35 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by Arkilogue - August 20, 2016 at 11:03 pm
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by ScienceAf - August 20, 2016 at 11:06 pm
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by Brakeman - August 20, 2016 at 11:17 pm
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by c172 - August 20, 2016 at 11:22 pm
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by Little lunch - August 21, 2016 at 1:40 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by account_inactive - August 21, 2016 at 6:34 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 21, 2016 at 7:02 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by Excited Penguin - August 21, 2016 at 7:30 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 21, 2016 at 7:31 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by Gawdzilla Sama - August 21, 2016 at 7:42 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by rado84 - August 24, 2016 at 5:48 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by account_inactive - August 24, 2016 at 5:58 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by Little lunch - August 24, 2016 at 7:06 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by rado84 - August 24, 2016 at 7:31 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by RozKek - August 24, 2016 at 9:01 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by Little lunch - August 24, 2016 at 7:37 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by mlmooney89 - August 24, 2016 at 10:52 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by Athene - August 24, 2016 at 11:12 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by RozKek - August 24, 2016 at 11:22 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by RozKek - August 24, 2016 at 11:42 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by Athene - August 24, 2016 at 11:47 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by RozKek - August 24, 2016 at 11:49 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by Iroscato - August 24, 2016 at 11:51 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by The Grand Nudger - August 24, 2016 at 11:53 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by Athene - August 24, 2016 at 11:54 am

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