Oh well, if we're in the game of making bald statements then I say I did and proved evolution beyond all doubt forever and ever times infinity no tagbacks.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
