Yep, you got me. I'm just taking the piss about my personal loss and this deep well of depression that only yoghurt can save me from. Take your strawman, shove it as far up your arse as you can get it, and drop dead.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
