If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It

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If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It

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RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It

August 29, 2016 at 8:42 pm

(August 28, 2016 at 4:54 am)Pandæmonium Wrote:
(August 28, 2016 at 12:22 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: I can't even finish reading this thread. It makes me too fucking angry.

I had an $800 bill that blew up to $1000 just to have some glue applied to my chin. Not even stitches. GLUE.

I don't remember what my bill was for when I sewed my finger. I had insurance then. I think it was a $250 copay altogether.

Holy hole in a doughnut!

1 G for some glue? Shit I had my a cut in my head glued together a good decade ago after hitting it off the side of a table (I was drunk, long story, or not actually), if I'd been hit with that bill I'd have requested to bleed out!

Protip: Superglue was invented as a battlefield dressing. It's perfectly safe to Superglue a cut together -- or have someone else do it for you if yo're drunk, young lady.

No, I'm not joking. CA glue is a great adhesive bandage.

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If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Minimalist - August 27, 2016 at 7:39 pm

RE: I We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by account_inactive - August 27, 2016 at 8:11 pm

RE: I We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Minimalist - August 27, 2016 at 8:37 pm

RE: I We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by account_inactive - August 27, 2016 at 8:39 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Minimalist - August 27, 2016 at 8:50 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by vorlon13 - August 27, 2016 at 9:01 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Aroura - August 27, 2016 at 10:18 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Minimalist - August 28, 2016 at 12:23 am

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Kosh - August 28, 2016 at 12:43 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Aroura - August 28, 2016 at 1:29 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Kosh - August 28, 2016 at 5:08 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Thumpalumpacus - August 29, 2016 at 8:48 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 27, 2016 at 10:26 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Minimalist - August 27, 2016 at 10:34 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Rev. Rye - August 27, 2016 at 10:48 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Minimalist - August 27, 2016 at 10:56 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by AFTT47 - August 28, 2016 at 1:35 am

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Pat Mustard - August 29, 2016 at 6:47 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Thumpalumpacus - August 29, 2016 at 8:53 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Pat Mustard - August 30, 2016 at 2:15 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by bennyboy - August 27, 2016 at 11:27 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Minimalist - August 28, 2016 at 12:19 am

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by thesummerqueen - August 28, 2016 at 12:22 am

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 28, 2016 at 1:03 am

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Fidel_Castronaut - August 28, 2016 at 4:54 am

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Thumpalumpacus - August 29, 2016 at 8:42 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Minimalist - August 28, 2016 at 2:08 am

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Thumpalumpacus - August 28, 2016 at 2:21 am

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by zebo-the-fat - August 28, 2016 at 6:24 am

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Jesster - August 28, 2016 at 12:56 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by deleteduser12345 - August 28, 2016 at 6:34 am

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by LastPoet - August 28, 2016 at 6:42 am

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Minimalist - August 28, 2016 at 11:33 am

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Aegon - August 28, 2016 at 1:03 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Aroura - August 28, 2016 at 1:35 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by The Grand Nudger - August 28, 2016 at 1:36 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Fidel_Castronaut - August 28, 2016 at 5:16 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by LastPoet - August 28, 2016 at 5:29 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Pitsligo - August 28, 2016 at 5:32 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Thumpalumpacus - August 29, 2016 at 8:52 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Minimalist - August 28, 2016 at 5:33 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by LastPoet - August 28, 2016 at 5:37 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Fidel_Castronaut - August 28, 2016 at 5:42 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Minimalist - August 29, 2016 at 9:00 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Losty - August 29, 2016 at 9:02 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Thumpalumpacus - August 29, 2016 at 11:40 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Losty - August 29, 2016 at 11:54 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Thumpalumpacus - August 30, 2016 at 1:23 am

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Thumpalumpacus - August 30, 2016 at 2:27 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Cato - August 30, 2016 at 3:21 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Losty - August 30, 2016 at 3:44 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by Minimalist - August 30, 2016 at 3:46 pm

RE: If We Had A Medical Section I'd Put This In It - by The Valkyrie - August 30, 2016 at 3:22 pm

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