tl;dr. Please tell me what Judas did with the money he got for turning in Jesus and how he died. Or go to http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/co..._name.html and convince me beyond any doubt I have that there are any contradictions in the bible, then I'll take it more seriously.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.