I'd like to hipple a codger in the jatz crackers somedays.
Of course I'm starting to codgerite myself so the chances are 50/50 I'd take a knick knack to the coat hangers myself if I wasn't selective enough.
I could pad up the old bunker with something springy but that might be too obvious and stop me getting into respectable establishments.
Not that I'd be interested in visiting the parliament house but I hate the idea of being refusable.
I'd eat watermelon straight from the cooler if my teeth weren't so sensitive.
I have crybaby mouth....and knees for that matter.
It's ok, I'm no pole-vaulter, although I have been known to jump a fence every now and then, even imaginary ones.
So who cares if people think I'm crazy? Spiderwebs in the park can have the same effect.
Of course I'm starting to codgerite myself so the chances are 50/50 I'd take a knick knack to the coat hangers myself if I wasn't selective enough.
I could pad up the old bunker with something springy but that might be too obvious and stop me getting into respectable establishments.
Not that I'd be interested in visiting the parliament house but I hate the idea of being refusable.
I'd eat watermelon straight from the cooler if my teeth weren't so sensitive.
I have crybaby mouth....and knees for that matter.
It's ok, I'm no pole-vaulter, although I have been known to jump a fence every now and then, even imaginary ones.
So who cares if people think I'm crazy? Spiderwebs in the park can have the same effect.
