How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?

[Iroscato]

Clones of me?

I don't think we've been introduced formally - I'm Iro, and I am a massive fucking pussy.

I would need millions of clones. Millions. Because at least then, there's a chance of the slightly imperfect (you can never get a 100% perfect copy) cloning process producing a few versions of Me that don't immediately void their bowels and run away screaming.
The aberrant Mes would then charge the gorilla with no regard for their own self-preservation, and would eventually bring it down through process of attrition.

My hairy nemesis now vanquished, I find myself in possession of the largest standing army in the world. I then turn my attention to training and de-wimpifying the Mes, turning them into a ferocious fighting force that I use to springboard my conquest of Earth.



(Another thing about me: I will always try and hijack a scenario thread and turn it into a world domination plan. I find it's just good practice to approach my ultimate destiny from multiple angles)