How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?

[Arkilogue]

 Just kick him repeatedly in the nuts till he gives up. Works on nearly every man in TV commercials.

IKR?  Sharing time!  I have a lot of kids.  What that means for my nuts is that there hasn;t been a day in over a decade that they haven;t been kicked, stepped on, or otherwise abused.  At some point it stops doing what it used to do.  I can;t even remember when I stopped cringing or keeling over.  I just know that when it happens, now....it just makes me fucking angry.  Havent they been through enough, asshole?  Hulk Smash!

Sounds like you need athletic support!

And to be true to commercial world, it's not a physical kick in the nuts, it's emasculation by brainless strawmen and public humiliation by the much more sophisticated female.