A Loving God

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God: "Hmm, shall I have suffering in this world I'm going to make, or not? YES. I will choose for there to be suffering."

Angel bitch: "Doesn't that make you, you know, less than perfectly good or something?"

God: "No. I can do what I want. I say what's good and what isn't."

Angel bitch: "Okay."

God: "Without suffering, people won't enjoy not suffering as much."

Angel bitch: "Why?"

God: "Because I made it that way."

Angel bitch: "..."