One of my best friends did a hillarious thing when the JW was calling on her door buzzer. For the sake of trolling she let them talk to her for a while, and when they asked: "If you could wish for one thing that would change the world, what would it be?", she answered: "Tolerance for gay people." There was a long silence, when one of them finally said: "Well.. Many people wish for peace, and this is what Jehova has to say about it.." Fortunately that was when the buzzer decided that they had spoken long enough and went silent, but she found it hillarious that they weren't better prepared for an answer like that. 
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
