I had a JW stop by my house once wanting to sell me bullshit. I told him I was busy working around the house (which I was), but sent him around the block to the house of a crazy, annoying neighbor who I and the rest of the neighborhood been having problems with, telling the JW that he was in desperate need of being saved.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.