Thoughts On Atheism and Faith

[Iroscato]

And just as they did not see fit to acknowledge God any longer, God gave them over to a depraved mind, to do those things which are not proper, being filled with all unrighteousness, wickedness, greed, evil; full of envy, murder, strife, deceit, malice; they are gossips, slanderers, haters of God, insolent, arrogant, boastful, inventors of evil, disobedient to parents, without understanding, untrustworthy, unloving, unmerciful; and although they know the ordinance of God, that those who practice such things are worthy of death, they not only do the same, but also give hearty approval to those who practice them."

I thought this last paragraph needed a little more hell fire so I pentecostalized it for you:

"Oh Lord-ah, And just as they did not see fit-uh to acknowledge God-uh any longer, God-uh  gave them over-uh to a depraved mind-uh(Satan You vile serpent, I beseech thee in the name-uh of Jaysus! Hanahabasayuh!), to do those things-uh which are not proper, being-uh filled with all unrighteousness-uh, wickedness-uh, greed-uh, evil-uh(start stomping rythymically across the room , your voice rising in pitch and volume); full of envy-uh, murder-uh, strife, deceit-uh, malice-uh(HahSahNasahNahBaNaiYah!); (Ohhh Jaysus) (Your'e voice cracking and gravely now)they are gossips-uh, slanderers-uh, haters of God-ah, insolent, arrogant, boastful, inventors of evil-uh, disobedient to parents-uh, without understanding, untrustworthy, unloving(Lord Knows they are without love!Have mercy!), unmerciful; and although they know the ordinance-uh of God-uh,(voice now descending to a pitch of reason) that those-uh who practice such things are worthy of death(Ohhh Death!), they not only do the same, but also give hearty approval to those who practice them.Praise-uh Jaysus, Whew! Whoa! Whew!(Shake your hands violently)Wheeew! The Spirit is all over me now! Whew! Hanasabasaya! Oh, folks and by the way, Sister Frieda made her delightful green jello salad so make sure you stay over for dinner on the ground! AyyyyMaan!"

Well, shit. You've convinced me. Where do I sign up, and would you like lots of my money?!