Dear Customers,

[Foxaèr]

I guarantee that those bitching about unreasonable customers are incapable of recognizing the same trait in themselves

Incorrect. I have spoken all the time with my fellow employees, and we all always agree that we never act that way when we are the customer. We recognize the problem from those with whom we daily deal, and that is why we act accordingly when we are the customer. It is always those who have never worked in retail who are the problem customers, because they have no clue what it is to be on the other side having to deal with dumbasses.