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Dear Mother Nature.

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Dear Mother Nature.
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Dear Mother Nature.
May 6, 2016 at 7:47 am (This post was last modified: May 6, 2016 at 7:49 am by ignoramus.)
Why I don't like you.
You're uncaring. You never acknowledge the individual.
Your evolution mechanism has gotten us this far, great, thanks!

Thank you mother nature:
Thank you for your less than perfect genetic transfers.
If it wasn't for this bug feature, we wouldn't have survived to reach where we are now and prosper as a species.

Also.
Thank you for the cancerous mutations you inflict on little kids, the plethora of other genetic diseases many are born with and your instinctive will to live in all of us which drives us to live our whole lives under these sufferable conditions. Yes, we know, that is how we evolve long term... We have all the scarring from our ancestors endogenous retroviruses to prove it...Thank you.

Thank you for your extreme weather events which kills thousands of innocent people every year.

Thank you for randomly ending Stimbo's love of his life. Yes, we know, you need to break a few eggs to make an omlette. Thank you.

Actually, mother nature, Go Fuck Yourself with one of your own extra prickly cactii!

We'd wish for a God to exist, so we could blame someone, but we can't. The only thing real is you. And you are 100% responsible for everything bad that happens.
Yours truly - humanity

PS, Did we mention how much we despise you at times?
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RE: Dear Mother Nature.
May 6, 2016 at 9:27 am
Well mother nature wouldn't hate us if you know we didn't fuck up the environment so much.
Fracking for oil and burning it cutting down trees letting our population swarm the earth. Mother nature
is just about sick of our shit.
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RE: Dear Mother Nature.
May 6, 2016 at 5:55 pm
She giveth life… she taketh away.
No reason. Just because.

We don't need no conscious God judging us and punishing us, she'll punish us without bothering to judge us.
The God of the OT has got nothing on her...
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RE: Dear Mother Nature.
May 6, 2016 at 6:28 pm
Well, Mother Nature also gave us blow jobs, so I suspect things are pretty much even...

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RE: Dear Mother Nature.
May 6, 2016 at 6:55 pm
He he ...I s'pose, but 'm not to comfortable hearing "mother" and "blowjob" in the same sentence...
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RE: Dear Mother Nature.
May 6, 2016 at 6:58 pm
(May 6, 2016 at 6:55 pm)ignoramus Wrote: He he ...I s'pose, but 'm not to comfortable hearing "mother" and "blowjob" in the same sentence...

Eewww...... spiritual.... incest not cool bro... not cool  but yeah 
two things you dont want to hear in a sentence.
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RE: Dear Mother Nature.
May 6, 2016 at 7:01 pm
(May 6, 2016 at 6:55 pm)ignoramus Wrote: He he ...I s'pose, but 'm not to comfortable hearing "mother" and "blowjob" in the same sentence...

Well, as long as it's not my mother...

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RE: Dear Mother Nature.
May 6, 2016 at 10:47 pm
Dear Nature, 

Thank you so much for giving me life. Thank you for showing me miracles and beauty that no poetry can match. The birds that sing such beautiful songs each morning, the sun that gives me warmth and paints the sky with such amazing colors. The trees that give me oxygen and provide me with shelter. The plants that provide me with nutrients. The moon and stars that keep me an awe. The ocean so i can bathe in your existence. You have shown me death to bring intensity to my life, and that is most appreciated. 

Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.  Shy
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RE: Dear Mother Nature.
May 6, 2016 at 10:55 pm
What do you have against Mamacita? Mama and blowjob no good together?! Fine! I didn't want to anyway!  Angry

(Storms out) 



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RE: Dear Mother Nature.
May 6, 2016 at 11:00 pm
Dear mother nature shake us humans off girl LOL
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