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Dear Customers,
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RE: Dear Customers,
Dear Customer,

No, we won't rewind the movie. Not only is it impossible, we're not going to inconvenience a theater full of people just because you couldn't be arsed to show up on time. You don't want to miss the first fifteen minutes? Get there before the show starts like everyone else.

P.S. Pick up your shit. Just because someone is paid to clean up the theater afterwards, that doesn't man you can just leave whatever disgusting thing you can conjure up.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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Dear Customers, - by Silver - October 9, 2016 at 12:08 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Thumpalumpacus - October 9, 2016 at 12:33 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by emjay - October 9, 2016 at 12:43 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Silver - October 9, 2016 at 12:45 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by emjay - October 9, 2016 at 12:46 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by emjay - October 9, 2016 at 12:50 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Kernel Sohcahtoa - October 9, 2016 at 1:05 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Thumpalumpacus - October 9, 2016 at 1:21 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Silver - October 9, 2016 at 1:23 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Thumpalumpacus - October 9, 2016 at 1:42 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Silver - October 9, 2016 at 1:55 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by rexbeccarox - October 9, 2016 at 1:14 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Thumpalumpacus - October 9, 2016 at 1:47 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Cato - October 9, 2016 at 1:57 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Silver - October 9, 2016 at 2:00 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Thumpalumpacus - October 9, 2016 at 2:24 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Thumpalumpacus - October 9, 2016 at 2:21 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Kernel Sohcahtoa - October 9, 2016 at 3:05 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Faith No More - October 9, 2016 at 10:49 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Cato - October 9, 2016 at 2:05 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Silver - October 9, 2016 at 2:09 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by KevinM1 - October 9, 2016 at 2:38 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Joods - October 9, 2016 at 6:23 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Kernel Sohcahtoa - October 9, 2016 at 9:15 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Joods - October 9, 2016 at 10:30 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Thumpalumpacus - October 9, 2016 at 3:01 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Thumpalumpacus - October 9, 2016 at 4:06 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Faith No More - October 9, 2016 at 9:17 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Regina - October 9, 2016 at 7:59 pm
RE: Dear Customers, - by vorlon13 - October 9, 2016 at 9:52 pm
RE: Dear Customers, - by Kernel Sohcahtoa - October 9, 2016 at 10:57 pm
RE: Dear Customers, - by vorlon13 - October 9, 2016 at 11:48 pm
RE: Dear Customers, - by vorlon13 - October 9, 2016 at 11:53 pm
RE: Dear Customers, - by Silver - October 9, 2016 at 11:55 pm
RE: Dear Customers, - by Joods - October 10, 2016 at 12:07 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by vorlon13 - October 10, 2016 at 12:41 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by LastPoet - October 10, 2016 at 5:16 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Thumpalumpacus - October 10, 2016 at 5:30 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by LastPoet - October 10, 2016 at 5:39 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Thumpalumpacus - October 10, 2016 at 6:02 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by LastPoet - October 10, 2016 at 6:23 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Thumpalumpacus - October 10, 2016 at 1:12 pm
RE: Dear Customers, - by The Grand Nudger - October 10, 2016 at 1:16 pm
RE: Dear Customers, - by ukatheist - October 10, 2016 at 1:41 pm
RE: Dear Customers, - by John V - October 11, 2016 at 4:14 pm
RE: Dear Customers, - by The Grand Nudger - October 11, 2016 at 4:25 pm

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