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RE: Dear Customers,
October 10, 2016 at 5:30 am
(October 10, 2016 at 5:16 am)LastPoet Wrote: I worked in a toll for 10 years. Sounds easy, right? Nope. People on the road become weird. Alot of drivers turn into beasts.

Oh the stories that I have, from uneducated pricks, to gays trying to pick me up, to women paying the toll butt naked, to people having sex while paying the toll.

There was this one at 4am in a less traffic toll, pouring down a heavy rain and a car arives slowly to the booth, I couldn't believe my eyes, there was a butt naked woman blowing the driver. The guy handed the magnetic ticket to me and the debit card smiling like a boss. I authorized the payment and "Good night, drive safely" as per usual. I wanted to say "bon voyage, have a nice blow", but I had to keep professional. Actually, she wasnt completely naked, she had a golden chain around her waist.

Hey, sorry about that, but I was, uh, preoccupied.

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Atheist Forums › Discussion › Off Topic v
Dear Customers,

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Dear Customers, - by Foxaèr - October 9, 2016 at 12:08 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Thumpalumpacus - October 9, 2016 at 12:33 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by emjay - October 9, 2016 at 12:43 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Foxaèr - October 9, 2016 at 12:45 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by emjay - October 9, 2016 at 12:46 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by emjay - October 9, 2016 at 12:50 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Kernel Sohcahtoa - October 9, 2016 at 1:05 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Thumpalumpacus - October 9, 2016 at 1:21 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Foxaèr - October 9, 2016 at 1:23 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Thumpalumpacus - October 9, 2016 at 1:42 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Foxaèr - October 9, 2016 at 1:55 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by rexbeccarox - October 9, 2016 at 1:14 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Thumpalumpacus - October 9, 2016 at 1:47 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Cato - October 9, 2016 at 1:57 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Foxaèr - October 9, 2016 at 2:00 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Thumpalumpacus - October 9, 2016 at 2:24 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Thumpalumpacus - October 9, 2016 at 2:21 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Kernel Sohcahtoa - October 9, 2016 at 3:05 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Faith No More - October 9, 2016 at 10:49 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Cato - October 9, 2016 at 2:05 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Foxaèr - October 9, 2016 at 2:09 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by KevinM1 - October 9, 2016 at 2:38 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Joods - October 9, 2016 at 6:23 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Kernel Sohcahtoa - October 9, 2016 at 9:15 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Joods - October 9, 2016 at 10:30 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Thumpalumpacus - October 9, 2016 at 3:01 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Thumpalumpacus - October 9, 2016 at 4:06 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Faith No More - October 9, 2016 at 9:17 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Regina - October 9, 2016 at 7:59 pm
RE: Dear Customers, - by vorlon13 - October 9, 2016 at 9:52 pm
RE: Dear Customers, - by Kernel Sohcahtoa - October 9, 2016 at 10:57 pm
RE: Dear Customers, - by vorlon13 - October 9, 2016 at 11:48 pm
RE: Dear Customers, - by vorlon13 - October 9, 2016 at 11:53 pm
RE: Dear Customers, - by Foxaèr - October 9, 2016 at 11:55 pm
RE: Dear Customers, - by Joods - October 10, 2016 at 12:07 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by vorlon13 - October 10, 2016 at 12:41 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by LastPoet - October 10, 2016 at 5:16 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Thumpalumpacus - October 10, 2016 at 5:30 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by LastPoet - October 10, 2016 at 5:39 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Thumpalumpacus - October 10, 2016 at 6:02 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by LastPoet - October 10, 2016 at 6:23 am
RE: Dear Customers, - by Thumpalumpacus - October 10, 2016 at 1:12 pm
RE: Dear Customers, - by The Grand Nudger - October 10, 2016 at 1:16 pm
RE: Dear Customers, - by ukatheist - October 10, 2016 at 1:41 pm
RE: Dear Customers, - by John V - October 11, 2016 at 4:14 pm
RE: Dear Customers, - by The Grand Nudger - October 11, 2016 at 4:25 pm

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