(October 10, 2016 at 5:30 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:(October 10, 2016 at 5:16 am)LastPoet Wrote: I worked in a toll for 10 years. Sounds easy, right? Nope. People on the road become weird. Alot of drivers turn into beasts.
Oh the stories that I have, from uneducated pricks, to gays trying to pick me up, to women paying the toll butt naked, to people having sex while paying the toll.
There was this one at 4am in a less traffic toll, pouring down a heavy rain and a car arives slowly to the booth, I couldn't believe my eyes, there was a butt naked woman blowing the driver. The guy handed the magnetic ticket to me and the debit card smiling like a boss. I authorized the payment and "Good night, drive safely" as per usual. I wanted to say "bon voyage, have a nice blow", but I had to keep professional. Actually, she wasnt completely naked, she had a golden chain around her waist.
Hey, sorry about that, but I was, uh, preoccupied.
I never knew you were here in Portugal. Heh, we have our version of Texas, albeit smaller. We call it the west region, where I live. Where that toll is.
It was a good job. I could take my laptop and use it during work. I even videochatted with Tibs, Eilonwwy etc, as doing the night shift I was awake at american afternoon/night. Lol too bad Eilonwwy went full on feminazi and ragequitted the forum.
