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Poll: Who do you serve?
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Myself. Obviously...
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I serve my Empress, with whose name I have been blessed.
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I serve God, in this incarnation known as Her Galactic Empress Aerzia Saerules Arktuos... Master of Orion... Master of the Universe.
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My own question presumes I serve anyone. When's the last time I saw myself wait a table? As if an Empress would serve another. Bah, said Scrooge, humbug.
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Rhizomorph13
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The Empress won't say she didn't warn her mindslaves!
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The Empress won't say she didn't warn her mindslaves!
Jax called mutiny on me just days ago... so I decided to prove that I do infact own all of you.

If there remains any doubt in your mind... well this was an atheist's forum Wink
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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The Empress won't say she didn't warn her mindslaves! - by Violet - June 1, 2011 at 12:09 am

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