We are soooo lucky, that fear solves most problems and it never, ever causes dumb, ignorant people to do idiotic and/or horrific sh*t, when escalated...
So, what do we do now about this clear and imminent new danger? Perhaps we should limit the amount of toothpaste you can take on a plane to - say - 50ml and introduce compulsory colonoscopies at the airports? Would that satisfy - at least temporarily - the people who get off on being permanently scared out of their tiny little minds?
Maybe UK (or whatever's left of it after all the Brexit turbulence is over) can hold a referendum and vote to exit reality. I imagine it can lead to very lucrative new trade deals with Narnia...
So, what do we do now about this clear and imminent new danger? Perhaps we should limit the amount of toothpaste you can take on a plane to - say - 50ml and introduce compulsory colonoscopies at the airports? Would that satisfy - at least temporarily - the people who get off on being permanently scared out of their tiny little minds?
Maybe UK (or whatever's left of it after all the Brexit turbulence is over) can hold a referendum and vote to exit reality. I imagine it can lead to very lucrative new trade deals with Narnia...
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw