Two Rule Updates

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Degree of difficulty is extremely important  if one hopes to progress to greater levels of perversion. This is not silly, this is vitally important to your future standing in the pervert of the month club.

There is no additional charge for this advice.

pro Boru

* Alasdair Ham gives you a heartwarming smile

Thank you great leader! I don't know what I'd do without your pervy advice! And for free! I feel honored. You're celebrated indeed, in fact, surely you are famous at least to myself... I mean there is no specific amount of people required for someone to be famous, there is no line to be drawn so I reason that one person is enough! So therefore even if no one else celebrates your Awesomely High Levels of Perversion my own high regard for your Awesomely High Levels Of Perversion equates to you being famous! And celebrated indeed! I celebrate you! Thank you for all this advice on perversion. Again, OMG, I feel so honored to get this professional for free, completely free of charge from professional Boru... who is indeed so professional!

I really really hope that you approve of my high levels of normalcy, normality, normalness and norm(ness).

Signed, with platonic love and perverse support from,

Normal Evie the non-Boru[ing] highly regarded and much esteemed orifice-stomper and former turtle who is now a pangolin who is sanguine (a sanguine pangolin).

P.S. I hope you like how I'm also not remotely eccentric, zany or hypomanic. Do you approve kind Master Of Supreme Perversion?

P.P.S. I love not being weird.

P.P.P.S. It's a pity I'm not weird though because not all weirdness is weird in a bad way! I'd like to be neutral-weird, also known as "unusual", or good weird also known as "exceptional", so it's a pity then that I'm so very very massively non-weird isn't it?

You're my hero.

Boru