Proof of God #84:
Dude sucks my dick on live television while I pose with my over-sized check after winning a $150MM lottery. If he can't make this happen, what fucking use is he?
Knowing that God has serious issues with public displays of affection, I'll forgo my videoed dick sucking demand and give half my earnings to the church of his choice.
I won't hold my breathe.
Dude sucks my dick on live television while I pose with my over-sized check after winning a $150MM lottery. If he can't make this happen, what fucking use is he?
Knowing that God has serious issues with public displays of affection, I'll forgo my videoed dick sucking demand and give half my earnings to the church of his choice.
I won't hold my breathe.