Daddy is Sexy

[Edwardo Piet]

Extremely boring.

It's all relative, Hammy. Yes, vanilla is tame and unadventurous. I wouldn't say it's 'extremely boring', which are words I would reserve for watching my wife's cooking programs on TV or waiting at the DMV.

I think of it this way. If you're getting some on a regular basis and you're accustomed to spicy and adventurous, then vanilla can seem like a let down in the same way that I'd feel let down to go to an allegedly fine restaurant only to discover that tater tot casserole is the only dish on the menu. But if you're starving, that casserole would probably be the best damn meal you've ever had.

I could use some fucking casserole. 

I meant to me

I don't tend to make claims about other people's preferences

It would get kind of annoying if my O.C.D. made me write "I think," "IMO", "to me", etc, etc, every single sentence. So I just omit it for brevity and assume that folks know I'm non-retarded enough to not think my own desires apply to everyone else