That's right, poe, ride that Gish Gallop all the way from Ken Ham to Pascal's Wager and beyond. Ride it into the ground! Not even the most strident fundie mouth-breather acts quite as extreme as this and still retains bladder control.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'