Religious expressions in everyday use

[rado84]

Expressions I never use:
Fucking hell (definitely never)
Go to hell (definitely never; when cursing someone, I prefer to say "Go fuck yourself" or "Go fuck your [insert parent]" than even mentioning hell.
Jesus Christ! (definitely never)
Jesus H Christ (definitely never)
Oh my god! (definitely never; I usually say "Fuck", "Shit" or something similar. Sometimes I even use the expression "Fuck me" when I'm really surprised.)
Snowballs chance in hell (definitely never)
Amen to that (definitely never)
Better the devil you know (definitely never)
For the love of god (definitely never)
The devil is in the details (definitely never)
That's karma (definitely never; instead, I say "Life's a bitch".)

Expressions I've never heard:
Christ on a bike
Is the pope catholic?

Expressions I use because I don't know of any better to replace them with:
When hell freezes over
Bless you

Expressions I replace with the line in the brackets:
I'm in heaven (This is paradise; I'm Thunder in paradise, referring to that 90's tv show called "Thunder in paradise" with Hulk Hogan)
You're an angel (You're hotter than hell, referring to Airbourne's song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO058KboRkU )