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The reason why religious people think we eat babies
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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies
The babies are caught with nets set in play areas in parks. They are then kept in covered cages or boxes. This "artificial night" causes the babies to gorge themselves on food until they double their bulk. "Roman Emperors stabbed out the babies eyes in order to make the babies think it was night, making them eat even more". The babies are then thrown into a vat of Armagnac which both drowns and marinates the babies.
The baby is roasted till tender, then skinned. The consumer then consumes the baby starting with the feet first and progressing towards the head. The baby is then entirely eaten, or as much as can be consumed, but always leaving the head and the consumer spits out the larger bones. The traditional way French gourmands eat babies is to cover their heads and face with a large napkin or towel while consuming the baby. The purpose of the towel is debated. Some claim it is to retain the maximum aroma with the flavour as they consume the entire baby, others have stated "Tradition dictates that this is to shield – from God’s eyes – the shame of such a decadent and disgraceful act", and others have suggested the towel hides the consumers spitting out bones.
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RE: The reason why religious people think we eat babies - by vorlon13 - December 2, 2016 at 11:34 am

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