You'd be, ahem, nuts, to eat it in that case then 
I know, I know. Me and my terrible puns eh? Not that again, not that old chestnut.
Fuck knows why I persist in the pathetic puns. You'd think I had a brain the size of a peanut.

I know, I know. Me and my terrible puns eh? Not that again, not that old chestnut.
Fuck knows why I persist in the pathetic puns. You'd think I had a brain the size of a peanut.