UK to leave EU

[Pat Mustard]

A hard brexit won't be happening because it is not and never was a feasible solution to the UK's problems, as a point of fact it exacerbates them..... not because anyone's a cunt, lol.  People can dream of walling off their little island all they like, but ultimately, the reality of the situation will have to be accounted for.

Brexiters were sold a bill of goods, how hard is that to accept, really?  Did you expect otherwise from politicians?  All part and parcel to a wave of similar movements across the western world.  If I could have decided how it all turned out, I'd much rather have seen it fail here and succeed for you, there....unfortunately, our largess allows us to indulge in pipe dreams to an extent that the same ideological factions in the UK can only covet from afar.  Oh well.  Went the other way, didn't it.  Ever thought of emigrating to the US?

Hard brexit is probably the only option at this stage, what with the UK ministers acting like spoiled babies and throwing their toys out the pram. Anything less will make the EU negotiators look weak.

And frankly the UK needs the EU, while the EU doesn't really need the UK.