See, the thing is that the moment you fork out your hard-earned money in any transaction, it ceases being your money and becomes the money of the recipient. You no longer have a say in how it's used.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'