(December 12, 2016 at 5:15 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: That's why FSM is so superior to all other goods.
You can have a chat, Dinner, FSM will even tenderly rock you to sleep with his loving noodles if you so desire.
However unbeknowst Christians, I made the very first prayer to god asking he/she/it/horse to only answer prayers in such a way that it is indistinguishable from random chance. It's working so far.
You know, if you ask for something vague enough and then, if you don't get it, accept that it was God telling you "No", no prayer ever goes unanswered. It's magic!
Have you ever noticed all the drug commercials on TV lately? Why is it the side effects never include penile enlargement or super powers?
Side effects may include super powers or enlarged penis which may become permanent with continued use. Stop taking Killatol immediately and consult your doctor if you experience penis enlargement of more than 3 inches, laser vision, superhuman strength, invulnerability, the ability to explode heads with your mind or time travel. Killatoll is not for everyone, especially those who already have convertibles or vehicles of ridiculous size to supplement penis size.
Side effects may include super powers or enlarged penis which may become permanent with continued use. Stop taking Killatol immediately and consult your doctor if you experience penis enlargement of more than 3 inches, laser vision, superhuman strength, invulnerability, the ability to explode heads with your mind or time travel. Killatoll is not for everyone, especially those who already have convertibles or vehicles of ridiculous size to supplement penis size.
