To be fair, a lot of theists - if not the majority - that we tend to get in here usually do behave like that. It's only because we know you that we can share the joke.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'