Salutations Sodomites!

[Whateverist]

After doffing our flight gear, I walked by the operations supervisor's desk, where I saw a teary-eyed 20-something trying to explain why he had been "shot down" (told to land). I felt awful. Yes, that student royally screwed up, but we've all been there. Fortunately, however, most of us haven't been yelled at/about over the radio for all to hear whenever we made a mistake. A new pilot suffering a lack of confidence can be just as dangerous as an experienced one suffering a bad temper.

Blah blah blah, I don't understand any of this boring talk.

I know, right? Don't you hate when your farting threads get hijacked like this?

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Nope, I don't fart. Hes lying.

Hmm... Who to trust?

10 years and you don't foof in front of each other? Nonsense.

Nah, it's possible.  When Lia's mom died I remember her dad saying what a relief it was to be able to fart when needed without making sure he wouldn't be detected by her.  Strange.  Lia and I compete to get more volume.  Not really fair though, without her hemorrhoids I just can't get the same explosiveness.