Steve Harvey Meets with Trump to Discuss Housing and Inner-city Issues

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Maybe Tyler Perry in full Madea drag can meet with Trump to discuss women's issues. If it helps Trump to stay focused, he can grab Perry's junk while they talk.

Jerry Seinfeld can meet to discuss homelessness and hunger. ("No soup for you!")

While I'm on Seinfeld, perhaps Michael Richards could drop by Trump Tower to give some hard-earned pointers on what not to say in public.

Carrot Top could advise on self-esteem issues for gingers and the pain of being orange, which could lead to an emotional break-through for the new President.

In fact, now that I think of it . . . fuck it. Trump should scrap his entire proposed Cabinet and senior advisor slate and start over with a fresh group of picks -- all comedians. If he's going to appoint clowns, at least he should choose clowns who are intentionally funny.

Obviously, that doesn't apply to Carrot Top or Perry.

You're channeling Idiocracy so much right now and yet I would not be surprised if this happened at this point.

Oddly enough, I've never seen the movie. I just have a knack for the ridiculous and stupid.

Mostly stupid.